Dear President Obama: Knock off the Fake Outrage NOW

Mr. President, you ARE responsible. This has NOTHING to do with President Bush, you lying oaf.

All of this is on YOUR watch. YOU own it.

As much as it sucks, your incompetence has boxed us into a messy corner... and now, you can't do a damned thing about it, and neither can Congress.

The Constitution will NOT allow it. Look up "Bill of Attainder" and "Ex Post Facto law."

You allegedly TAUGHT Constitutional law... so it's not like you and all those scrambling roaches in Congress don't KNOW that any effort like that will be tossed out in the first Federal Court it gets to.

PLEASE, Mr. President. STOP. STOP thinking we're all idiots, and that you can confuse us with motion disguised as action.

You see, Mr. President, it was YOUR moronic demand that this pig be voted out WITHOUT ANYONE READING IT that caused this. Had we had the time... say the 3 days or so that thing sat rotting on your desk before you actually got around to signing this "crisis" garbage, issues like this one would have been ferreted out BEFORE the morons running the show voted on it.

YOU are to blame, Mr. President. You and Tweedle Dumb (Reid) and Tweedle Dumber (Pelosi).

So STOW your FAKE fricking outrage. Fess up. You even said the "responsibility is yours," AFTER you AGAIN tried to blame the Bush Administration.

GOD only knows what other "surprises" you may have in store for us that you wouldn't allow us to discover before you and your fellow leftists rammed this garbage sack down our throats.