Dear President Obama: "The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!" Now, what are you going to do about it?

So, I pop on over to Drudge this a.m., and imagine my surprise, consternation and outright fear when I read THIS:

INTERFAX:
08:32 GMT Russian strategic bombers could use Cuban airfields during patrolling missions - Air Force official...
07:57 GMT Chavez offers Venezuelan island to be used by Russian strategic bombers - Russian Air Force official...
'We are prepared to fly there'...

CUBA, VENEZUELA MAY HOST RUSSIAN BOMBERS

Now, Mr. President.... I have WARNED you that others are viewing your competency... or, in your case, your utter lack of competency, in strategic terms as to what you will or will not do.

Either one of these developments are absolutely unacceptable.

Do you hear me, Mr. President? Is anybody home?

You mean YOUR the one who's gonna answer the phone at 3:00 a.m.?

Looks like I'd better start digging my bomb shelter right about now.

Mr. President, your children notwithstanding, you've shown a decided lack of testicles since it became our great misfortune to have you assume the Office of the President. The non-existent "Office of the President-Elect" was bad enough.

And now, what I KNEW was going to happen... and what even that doddering old fool Biden SAID would happen... is happening.

The question is this: What are you going to do about it?

You see, Mr. president, you really have no choice.

YOU CANNOT ALLOW RUSSIAN AIR BASES IN OUR HEMISPHERE.

YOU CANNOT ALLOW RUSSIAN AIR BASES 50 MILES OFF OUR COAST.

YOU CANNOT STRENGTHEN CHAVEZ BY ALLOWING HIM TO TURN VENEZUELA INTO A SOVIET-STYLE SATELLITE.

Now, these things are self-evident to anyone able to walk upright and chew bubble gum. But I really haven't heard much from you about this.

What's the problem? You too busy planning your "Obama fiddles while the US burns" parties?

Now, this is one of two things: a genuine attempt to expand the sphere of Russian hegemony... or it's a straw man being set up so you can ride to the rescue and establish that you are, in fact, possessed of sufficient reproductive capability to do more than make babies.

Either way, Mr. President, this time, silence ain't golden.

Play time is over, Mr. President. Be a MAN for once, and put a stop to this.